oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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