it wasn't lemon gatorade
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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