She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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