Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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