One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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