dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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