Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Enjoy the penises
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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