physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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