we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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