You're my little dorito
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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