People in love make me want to vomit
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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