You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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