North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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