Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
we should paint friendship bongs
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