I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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