Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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