Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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