I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
