Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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