Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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