i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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