dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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