Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
