how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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