So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We have so much sex to catch up on
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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