Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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