If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
