Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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