Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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