I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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