that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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