You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I need help removing her.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
