actually, I'm a sock model
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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