we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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