there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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