Banned from zoo.
Again?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
