Its about making memories worth repressing
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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