Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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