Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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