But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
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go home
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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