Well douche your snatch and let's go!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
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you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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