UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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