I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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