How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
should my penis look like a turkey
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
