Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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