it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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