Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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