she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
should my penis look like a turkey
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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