You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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