just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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