I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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