I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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