you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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