He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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