I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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