I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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